02:05 Apr 20th
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top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

02:02 Apr 20th
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sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

01:48 Apr 20th
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Okay….

strivetobestrider:

peter-andthelostboys:

zepolman:

Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Amen someone finally brought this out

i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch

01:46 Apr 20th
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leahthemusicaddict:

Anna logic
01:45 Apr 20th
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draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

01:45 Apr 20th
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heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

01:44 Apr 20th
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gaytable:

let it go, let it go, can’t hold it back any more

#your face is ridiculous

07:34 Apr 20th
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thatsonofamitch:

adriofthedead:

davekat:

amour-and-bisous:

emmazzin:

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

 

this is so very british

oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went

07:24 Apr 20th
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i-ran-over-oprah:

no

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07:58 Apr 19th
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talesofthewormstache:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs

07:37 Apr 19th
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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

07:24 Apr 19th
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timmywestside:

juvjuvychan:

aubreyli:

juvjuvychan:

beksters:

battleangel25:

#People may have been having sex in the 1940s but those people were not Steve Rogers

SNORT

*ded*

Oh Steve.

 #The best part is that he’s a tactical genius #And also the biggest virgin to ever virgin #in fact I’m pretty sure that the only reason Tony hasn’t made 97 year-old virgin jokes #is because he has so many that he doesn’t know which one to use.

reblogging again because OMG THESE TAGS

At Disneyland, Cap asked the girls of our group to take a picture with him. I asked him if they were gonna fondue, and he got embarrassed and called it a misunderstanding.

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