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hotwinger:

When you stay in the theater until the closing credits are over and there’s no scene after the credits.

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03:52 Apr 24th
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moiraea:

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

Best description of Deadpool ever.

03:51 Apr 24th
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file under:
me at the moment,

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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03:21 Apr 24th
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nxte:

gettin sick of this whole “wait a week for the next episode” shit

03:21 Apr 24th
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consulting-sociopath:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sherlockius:

princeofdarknass:

Never change.

he did

get out

I went from laughing to being really upset in about .5 seconds great job guys

03:02 Apr 24th
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deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"What’s that?"
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck." 

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#for a split second there ned was like holy shit is he giving it to me

this tag literally makes me laugh every time

01:28 Apr 24th
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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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01:28 Apr 24th
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"he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)"


every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)
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butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 

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ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

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