"Please ask a staff member for details."
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist
the future is now
liz lemon is all of us
"youre old enough to make your own appointments"
girls do lesbians
periods are you kidding
like does he want the entire female race to apologise for menstruating
i’m sorry my gushing vagina and deathly cramps are affecting you in such a negative way
no nope nONONONONONO i refuse non
This is so fucking important.
#this is the most disturbingly normal photo of famous people i have ever seen #they look like a bunch of cousins at a book shop #stop ruining the illusion of show business guys #you’re supposed to look famous all of the time